FOLD MIRROR.

Welcome to the Frontier shopping network. Today, we would be introducing the latest in electronic products from LAI technologies. The Fold Mirror.

(review copy courtesy of Luca Angeloni, head of LAI Technologies product trials department)

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Firstly , the fold mirror will allow you unparalleled view into any where at anytime. Want to see your beloved Kabuki-hime but don’t have a backstage pass? No problem, just use the mirror’s Live View function and all would be solved.Want to catch folk oldies that are no longer available? Use It’s Time Switch function and peer into the past!!
Worried that your best friend is two timing behind your back? Just set the mirror to surveillance mode and set it loose on the victim. (Not that Nanase-san would want a piece of Hime-sama anyway. She wants deliciously Shota Luca-kun.)
And most important of all the mirror would allow conversations with those on the “other” side with it’s Killcam function. Want to see that Sniper again? No Problem.
And of course LAI Technologies throws in a free for life subscription to all the Code Geass you would ever need. (Luca-kun is in it too. So i guess thats why they threw it in free)
And in Code Geass you would be able to catch all of DAT ASS.
As well as RESULTS.
The Fold Mirror also comes with youtube for you ronery video junkies.
And last but not least the Fold Mirror comes with a free lifetime subscription to all cultural show.
YAKK DECULTURE!!!!!!!!! Indeed.
Warning: does not guarantee anonimity when used.
Blue Screens might occur.

There is also a slight chance of booking a trip to Mordor upon usage.

BATTERIES NOT INCLUDED

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8 responses to “FOLD MIRROR.

  1. I now know what to blow my meager income on.

  2. WHAT!? NO BATTERIES! MADNESS!

  3. Ok. I will get the batteries later. How much does this marvelous mirror cost?? Lol…

    ^_^

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  4. ONE DOES NOT SIMPLY STARE INTO MORDOR!

  5. SKY’S THE LIMIT.

  6. OMG I WANT ONE! how much? .3.

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